Seriously, a great game going on now in Anaheim, California. How do I know? Because I’m listening to it on WCBS news radio, 880 on your AM dial. I can’t watch baseball on TV because I can’t stand 3 hours of nose-picking, spitting, and crotch-grabbing*, so I listen instead to John Sterling and Susan Waldman as they perfectly describe what’s going on and why.
Baseball on the radio; where the players are all gentleman (in your imagination).
*And that’s just the people in the bar, the players on TV are worse!
This would be the LEAST disgusting thing these guys do for the obliging cameraman.
Greenwich Bored And Razed 
That would be Suzyn
Duble:
Correct, it’s “Suzyn” Waldman.