Seriously, a great game going on now in Anaheim, California. How do I know? Because I’m listening to it on WCBS news radio, 880 on your AM dial. I can’t watch baseball on TV because I can’t stand 3 hours of nose-picking, spitting, and crotch-grabbing*, so I listen instead to John Sterling and Susan Waldman as they perfectly describe what’s going on and why.
Baseball on the radio; where the players are all gentleman (in your imagination).
*And that’s just the people in the bar, the players on TV are worse!