There’s a sorry tradition of tasteless jokes supposedly spread by “Wall Street traders” after every horrific incident. But the traders appear to have missed the boat on this latest horror, the “voodoo-cursed” Eugene Rudy (or is that Rudy Eugene?).
Herewith, my contribution:
1. Why didn’t Mr. Rudy select a Japanese victim? Because he knew they’re all about “saving face”.
2. Mr. Rudy was about to publish his list of recipes…it was to be called “FaceBook”.
3. What did Mr. Rudy say to his victim when he observed him biting his lip? “Hey, you gonna eat all that?”