Iced potato vodka, strait up, twist of lime. Who the hell needs that girlie white vermouth polluting a perfectly good pour of spirits. Teton Glacier is a nice one.
lib ad:
Dude…er…My good man:
Let me quote from the authoritative source on the subject, namely, Ms. Nannette Stone’s The Little Black Book of Martinis…
“For the purist, a martini is always icy cold gin with dry vermouth, served in a long stemmed, cone shaped glass. It may be garnished with a ribbon of fresh lemon peel or an olive skewered on a pick—but it is an otherwise plain, naked, honest drink.”
Any questions?
The report came in from the vet: your horse has kidney disease.
Greenwich Bored And Razed 
Looks great!
Anon:
Yep, it was! (Make mine Tanqueray gin, dry vermouth, and a lime twist.)
Gin, accckkk! Toxic noxious stuff that.
Iced potato vodka, strait up, twist of lime. Who the hell needs that girlie white vermouth polluting a perfectly good pour of spirits. Teton Glacier is a nice one.
lib ad:
Dude…er…My good man:
Let me quote from the authoritative source on the subject, namely, Ms. Nannette Stone’s The Little Black Book of Martinis…
“For the purist, a martini is always icy cold gin with dry vermouth, served in a long stemmed, cone shaped glass. It may be garnished with a ribbon of fresh lemon peel or an olive skewered on a pick—but it is an otherwise plain, naked, honest drink.”
Any questions?
The report came in from the vet: your horse has kidney disease.
Sold anything lately bar boy?
anon:
Well…no. But I AM enjoying life!