Once again, I’m MC and auctioneer for Greenwich Hospital’s “Night Under The Stars“, a benefit for the Pediatrics Department and Neonatal Intensive Care Unit of Greenwich Hospital. It’s a Friday night, July 12th, at the Riverside Yacht Club. High tide, beautiful summer evening, Fountain attempting to be funny, what’s not to like? Tickets are cheap for this sort of thing, and mostly tax-deductible. Most important, it’s for an actual worthy cause!

Thank God for PhotoShop! But seriously, if you need a good head-shot for your “movie work” *, don’t call anyone but Tom Young. * Yes, I put that term in sarcastic quotation marks, happy now?
Play it again. Play “As Time Goes By”
RealTor:
What, the white dinner jacket? May I remind you that “Sam” (Dooley Wilson) AND Humphrey Bogart BOTH wore them in the movie you are obviously referring to? Still a good look, after all these years.
I know, I know. I’m just trying to see who you most resemble – Dooley or Humph. (harumph).
Nice and wordy cause dude. Maybe I’ll show up. How much is the entrance fee?
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A paltry $250 each, but like it or not, that money goes out of your bank account, either to the greedy hands of the US Treasury, or to a worthy charity. Might as well have a fun evening with it.
So how much did you rake in and what was Walt’s cut?
That bad, huh?