Bored And Razed exclusive: Actual photo, isolated from security footage, of Corey Lewandowski placing Whoopie cushion on reporter’s chair.
Using forensic film analysis not seen since the massive, world-wide scrutiny applied to the famous “Zapruder film“, investigators have slowed down security camera footage and discovered additional crimes committed by Mr. Lewandowski.
A microscopic, frame-by-frame review has revealed that Mr. Lewandowski not only grabbed Ms. Field’s arm in a rude manner, but is also seen pinching the cheek of a startled Anderson Cooper and placing a “whoopee cushion” on the chair of an un-named reported who was mere seconds away from sitting down.
Both Cooper and the un-named reporter were taken to University of Miami Hospital where they were treated and released.
If you haven’t yet seen this 12-second video, it is presented below. Due to extreme violence, parents are strongly cautioned!
Greenwich Bored And Razed 
Corey, not Corrie.
Crosley:
So sorry! I have fixed… (forgot what a stickler you are)
Fucking ridiculous. What is happening to the world where Muslims are roaming the world and sexually assaulting, raping, and stoning, without any repercussions, and an ass-wipe reporter claims assault in what is a normal interaction and a charge if filed?? Where’s the outrage?!?
Some:
Seems just a teensy-weensy, er, overblown, wouldn’t you say? What it serves to illustrate is that, as always, if a story is “useful” to the major media agenda, it will be ENDLESSLY deliberated.
You sound just a tad envious to me….There’s no such thing as bad publicity…
Anon:
Oh, come now! “No such thing as bad publicity”? Are you certain?
Bad publicity” has been re-defined. Hence, a bad sex tape transformed an otherwise untalented Armenian So-Cal girl into a very rich entertainment industry icon. Such is America today.
Muslims are roaming the world and sexually assaulting, raping, and stoning, without any repercussions
Because when the Muzzies do it, it’s a “Cultural Thang” we western Crusader non-Muzzies don’t understand and may not therefore criticize, since to do so would be anti-Muzzie discrimination. Critical reasoning is not valued among the Proggy left; only raw emotion is.
As a theater person, surely you remember Lady Bracknell in The Importance of Being Earnest ” The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about .” To G F at 12:10