The great Chuck Standard, recipient of the Navy Cross, explaining how he landed on the wrong aircraft carrier one moonless night. The Captain of the carrier said, “Mr. Standard, would you mind if we pushed your plane overboard, we’ve got no room for an extra plane”. “It’s your boat, Cap’n, go ahead, and thanks for asking me first”!, answered Chuck.
Greenwich Bored And Razed 
Japanese?
A-non:
Ha! No, Mr. Knuckle-Head, he landed on an American ship.
Chuck Standard rules! A real war hero.