Jodie Foster At The Globes

Every year I swear I’ll skip this dopey show, and somehow every year I end up watching at least part of it. ┬áJodie Foster’s long, rambling nonsensical “speech” perfectly symbolizes the problem with The Golden Globe Awards; they allow the participants to drink throughout the show!

No kidding, everyone’s sitting around large, white linen tablecloth covered tables being served limitless quantities of adult beverages. After a few hours of that, America’s favorite performers begin to become odd and silly. All well and good for a private party, but gosh, this is national TV!

Jodie Foster at the Golden Globes...looked absolutely fabulous, but surely drunk by the time she got up to speak.

Jodie Foster at the Golden Globes…looked absolutely fabulous, but surely drunk by the time she got up to speak.