Confound it! Don’t you people realize “nothing’s selling”? Now comes this latest outrage: Broker Heather Platt, with a new listing last week at 7 Sparrow Lane, off Greenwich’s Parsonage Road, already has a deal! Don’t know yet who the selling broker is but whoever it is clearly used Realtor voodoo on the hapless buyer*.
*Kidding, of course. This place was a %&#@ing bargain and I wouldn’t be surprised to learn there were multiple bids.