You know I don’t usually brag, I find it unattractive, but a few months ago, I set a goal of doubling my readership in Chile and today it’s happened*, even faster than I hoped. So I want to take this moment to congratulate my readers, my well-paid staff, my style consultant, and of course, my amigos cercanos in the Republic of Chile. Gracias, mis amigos Chilenos!
* According to WordPress “site stats”, I no longer have one Chilean reader, I have two.
Chile's Mapuche Indians; see those two dudes on the left? They read me.
Greenwich Bored And Razed 
You sure it wasn’t EOS on her South American travels??
Sound Beacher:
Dude, “gracias” for bursting my damn bubble.
Gid,
I am travelling in Chile and Uruguay on business this week. I am sorry, but your net is not quite as large as you had hoped. Doesn’t make you any less influential.
Shoeless:
Aaarrghhh. There goes my one “Uruguay reader”….sigh.
I will be in London, Amsterdam, Geneva, Zurich and Paris in mid-April, so try and limit your excitement during that period as well. 🙂
Argentina checking in. Maybe your brother will get jealous of your international appeal.
Chilean reader here. From Chile, of course. I believe I am not the only one.
Chilean:
Gracias por el check-in, mi amigo chileno! (And yes, I think you’re right. Those “site stats” only showed one day’s results.)